I was strolling around in Ashenvale on my Mistweaver monk today — just a normal day in the life of a cuddly, questing bear — when suddenly …
In order to get rid of my Chi, I decided to cast a Chi Wave.
As some might already know, Chi Wave is an instant cast that you can cast on either friend or enemy and that will bounce up to four times, always from friend to enemy or the other way around (creating either three heals and two damage ticks or three damage ticks and two heals). So, imagine my surprise when …
And go to Orgrimmar, I did.
And this is when it hit me … If all of this worked, maybe I could even … ?
No, that would be too good!
Haha! Hit you right in the face, Garrosh! What are you gonna do now, huh?!
And after this had worked, I just had to try and kill someone with it. Death by Chi Wave, so to speak.
15 minutes later …
Another 5 minutes later …
I’m sorry, priests, but I couldn’t let you learn how to kill your allies, too, now could I? (also: she was level 60! Where is you hit point regeneration NOW?!)
Satisfied and with a smirk on my face I turned around to go back to questing.
But then I saw him.
I could kill him!
I never had anything against the dude, per se, but damnit, I couldn’t let the opportunity to kill a celebrity from my own faction slide, could I?
And so, this beloved hero of the Horde found his end at the hands of Chi Wave.