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April 18, 2012 by Danslate

Update: Fortunately for the spell, but unfortunately for the fun you could have with it, the issue with Chi Wave seems to have been fixed in a recent Beta build. Additionally, Jasmine Force Tea, an ability that could supply you with Chi for a small mana cost (read: eternally if out of combat), is gone, which slows down Chi generation outside of combat dramatically.

I was strolling around in Ashenvale on my Mistweaver monk today — just a normal day in the life of a cuddly, questing bear — when suddenly …

In order to get rid of my Chi, I decided to cast a Chi Wave.

As some might already know, Chi Wave is an instant cast that you can cast on either friend or enemy and that will bounce up to four times, always from friend to enemy or the other way around (creating either three heals and two damage ticks or three damage ticks and two heals). So, imagine my surprise when …

And go to Orgrimmar, I did.

And this is when it hit me … If all of this worked, maybe I could even … ?

No, that would be too good!

Haha! Hit you right in the face, Garrosh! What are you gonna do now, huh?!

And after this had worked, I just had to try and kill someone with it. Death by Chi Wave, so to speak.

15 minutes later …

Another 5 minutes later …

I’m sorry, priests, but I couldn’t let you learn how to kill your allies, too, now could I? (also: she was level 60! Where is you hit point regeneration NOW?!)

Satisfied and with a smirk on my face I turned around to go back to questing.

But then I saw him.

I could kill him!

I never had anything against the dude, per se, but damnit, I couldn’t let the opportunity to kill a celebrity from my own faction slide, could I?

And so, this beloved hero of the Horde found his end at the hands of Chi Wave.

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5 Responses

on April 18, 2012 at 19:56 | Reply Rilandune

Flippin’ brilliant! ^__^
- on April 18, 2012 at 20:12 | Reply Danslate
  
  Ril, could you please clarify for the audience that I did, in fact, not pay you to say this? ^.^
  - on April 18, 2012 at 21:24 Rilandune
    
    I *state your name* have not, knowingly or otherwise, received any payment, or promise of payment, for services rendered.
    
    ^__^
    
    I am of course open to payments for blog commenting, please click on my name for contact information
on May 9, 2012 at 15:43 | Reply zwinglisblog

That is great! Now, if only we could kill our own people in BGs… Like that one guy AFKing in the bush. Oh, and that one asshat in LFG/LFR!!!! Yes, we need to have the option of attacking our own Faction!

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- on May 10, 2012 at 08:37 | Reply Danslate
  
  Unfortunately, it has been “fixed.” Blizzard’s words. I would say it’s broken now. And I concur: we should have that option. Or at the very least we need more ways to punish said asshats. Like being able to typhoon them into enemies or use them as target dummies (a little rope here, a tight knot there) or something.